Fried Porcelain | Question: Which girl would you rather be locked in a room with after having taken a roofie?

Question: Which girl would you rather be locked in a room with after having taken a roofie?

(via mahfabulouslife)

Dordy:

Wait, me or Connie?

Steph:

I'd definitely pick Connie.. with her there's like, an 80% chance of her having sex with me, and I'm okay with that. But with you, there's like a 5% chance of you cutting off my feet. So I'm gonna go with 80% sex over 5% losing my feet.

Posted on December 27, 2008 via kambr

Source: kambr